darkest-before-dawn

trashboat:

trashboat:

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

(via pleasedphalanges)

its that time again

comradmax:

(via ludwigvangayythoven)

meatfighter:

I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

(via spongebobssquarepants)

thesexualquotes:

“Me finding you attractive is is one thing . But me being interested in having conversation with you and getting to know you is another.”

— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

(via animalsnaps)

herbalfaun:

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

(via senpaiiuniverse)